Libra

With plans of sainthood and eventual world domination, Michelle is certainly doing her part. From helping snails cross the road, to code breaking and special interrogation tactics, she is not one to mess with. However, should you cross paths with this ass-kicker, make sure you have a hula hoop handy and prepare for an exhausting feat of endurance. I hear she rocks a mean tutu as well, so get your ballet shoes on folks, and prepare to be knocked out.

Born to wild and crazy parents: Her mother is an assassin and specially trained in hand-to-hand combat. Her father is a mad scientist who spends most of his time hiding in his laboratory conveniently located in the Pacific Ocean. With such tough acts to follow, they definitely have set high standards for their daughter.

Michelle intends to bring the world to its knees with her brutal sarcasm which she has been perfecting since infancy. It has been said that she once stopped the beating heart of a man who was caught in the cross-fire of one such battle of razor sharp words.

Out of fear, but mostly respect, Michelle is honored by fans all over with baskets of cupcakes, yellow tulips and green tea ice cream, in hopes of becoming a member of her elite force.