Bree Essrig does not own a stove, oven, or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold. She is a taurus and enjoys long strolls beneath the full moon. When Bree is not busy saving people from fires and kissing babies, you can find her acting and writing short films. 

If you want to impress the lovely Bree Essrig, try to beat her score in the Facebook game Chain Rxn. If you want to see her vomit all over the place, pull a single strand of hair out of your food in front of her. 

Bree Essrig is a simple gal. If you see her driving her red Prius, make sure to sneak a peek as she will most likely be screaming Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Bree also controls the weather so beware of her sudden angst. (She brings the mother-fucking rain, not the scattered showers.)

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